How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

See Jokes More See Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!