How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What do you call an italian pro-gun activist?

Pro-shooto

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Because he felt like IT

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.