How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers?

They move in different circles.