How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.