How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.