How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!