Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.