How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now