Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Brain Tumor Jokes More Brain Tumor Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head