What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.