Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
Lettuce, pray."
Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
Because he isn't real.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
