What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.