What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

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What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?