What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.