What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.