What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.