What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.