What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.