What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself