What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.