What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...