What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What's black and always behind bars?

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself