How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.