What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.