Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Because he's dead.
Bring two Mormons.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
Its easy to break the little light inside them.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
He was holding up a bank.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Rise up lights
You can sense his presents.
None... they just shoot the room for being black.
A 6-pack and a potato.
Trail micks.
Paddy O' furniture
Rick O'Shea.
