What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.