What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!