What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.