Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Dyslexic Child Jokes More Dyslexic Child Jokes

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.