Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!