What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

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What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

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How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.