How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

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How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady