How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned