How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Previous Random Joke Next

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!