How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Why was Darth Vader so ugly?

Because he had sithilis.

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.