What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

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Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Who is driving?

A cop.

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

How does french cheese expire?

From age