Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.