What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!