Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."