Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What building has the most stories?

A library.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."