Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Who drives it?

The officer.