Who drives it?

The officer.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.