Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.