A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Because he was driving her buggy.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
Because it's easier to deal with just one prick
because it was being driven by a woman
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.