Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

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Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy) .

How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.