Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Previous Random Joke Next
Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

A1 Jokes More A1 Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.