Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

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Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.