How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read