Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van