Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Previous Random Joke Next
S Jokes More S Jokes

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Favorite Pickup Line Jokes More Favorite Pickup Line Jokes

What's your favorite pickup line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van