Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

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Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.