What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!