What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....