What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.