What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin