What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."