How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.