How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."