How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.