What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !