What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !