What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?