Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.