Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Who's there ! China ! China who?

China late isn't it !

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.