What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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Mooove

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.