A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
cried Baby Bear.
Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: