What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.