What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead