What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"