Bolt Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Jokes on

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A Chair-ity!

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

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Nuts &amp bolts!

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They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll