What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS