What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.