What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Breast Implant Jokes More Breast Implant Jokes

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants?

Silicone Valley