What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Breast Implant Jokes More Breast Implant Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants?

Silicone Valley