What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.