You should know, you've only read it twenty times.
a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
The cream
I'll let you know when I find out...
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Do not touch.
Crabs on your organ.
Santa Claws
He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.