What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.