What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.