Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians