Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians