Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna