Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna