What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.