What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D